Have any of you ever gone to the surface without the tram? On foot even. Like is there an emergency- You were born down- (unintelligible) Black Mesa does that? Black Mesa does test tube babies? To make scientists- It's older than me that's for sure. I'm younger than all three of you guys combined. Well, no, Tommy's like five, but that's okay. The, okay so uh here- We love Tommy. It's been completely compromised and uh the cop from earlier, the passport guy seems to be sitting right- DUDE! DUDE! GET THE FUCK- GET- AUH, MOVE, MOVE! Holy shit, what kind of helmet is that?! Are you okay? I don't- should I be worried about you? I'm like fifty percent sure this is the reason, you're the reason this is happening Are you okay man? Do you- Okay who has medical- (The guard sings a note that raises in pitch)
Okay who has medical- (The guard sings a note that raises in pitch)
Oh god he's spitting out blue and purple. Oh god he's spitting out blue and purple.
(Wayne sighs) I don't know, I don't know what that is. I don't know *what* that is. You can read it? You g- what is (Wayne starts stuttering) It's gone. Okay, he's okay? Okay, Thank You Tommy. That was very- We're racing- why would we race?! Please, please be careful! Okay. Okay, you guys just ran right right through the laser! I don't know what happened to that guy. We need to get away from him. Okay. Oh god, OH MY GOD! I didn't, I didn't… I will- (Wayne steadies his breath) So- You guys go first. I'll watch your backs, make sure none of those fucking freaky creatures and ghouls- Holy shit they're just flying up I can't believe I just- Oh shit! Hurry! Go a little bit faster! I'm holding onto your legs, I'm pushing you up! Hey, hey, do you know- do you know this guy? (Guard holding gun: Gordon! Man am I glad to see you.
What the hell are these things, and why are they wearing science team uniforms?!)
Hey, hey, do you know- do you know this guy? (Guard holding gun: Gordon! Man am I glad to see you. What the hell are these things, and why are they wearing science team uniforms?!) I have no idea!
(Guard holding gun: Gordon! Man am I glad to see you. What the hell are these things, and why are they wearing science team uniforms?!) (Guard holding gun: Gordon! Man am I glad to see you. What the hell are these things, and why are they wearing science team uniforms?!) Please don't talk to him. Please. Just be quiet for a second. Do you know who this is? Do you know who this guy is? I've never seen him on the job in my life Barney's your name, right? Benrey. Wait, who's Benrey? You're Benrey? You're Benrey, okay so I know your name now.
Benrey, Benrey. What's- you remember your name? You're not fucking with me right? Bubby? That's not your name. That's not your fucking name. You got hit in the head in explosion (Benrey is singing in the background)
That's not your name. That's not your fucking name. You got hit in the head in explosion That's not your name. That's not your fucking name. You got hit in the head in explosion Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, woah! Don't shoot me! Don't shoot me! Who just- if I'm going in with the crowbar please don't shoot at me.
What is he doing? What was that, what was that noise? What was that, what was that, please. Please tell me. Please give me just a- just a, just a sense there's some- there's some- a trickle of normalcy. What the fuck did you just do? (Wayne makes a frustrated noise) Right, I guess we'll put him out of his misery. Is he save-able? (Wayne grunts) I don't- I think he was already dead! (Wayne breathes heavily) I don't- Please stop add- please stop tacking on to my murder tally! Oh there's blood, where are the bodies? (Wayne laughs) I don't know what *that* means, but sure thing! All right, grab the snacks! Raid it, Raid it! Get as many as you can! As much- get all the soda you- (Wayne starts laughing) No! No don't drink it, no! Guys, guys! (Wayne laughs) (Laughing) Don't drink it, we need that! (Wayne keeps laughing) (Wayne breathes in) We need that! We need that! We needed soda! Oh my god! Because we were gonna- oh my god, you're really gonna find me for like company property damage now? That happened before all this.
Somebody left their fuckin' lasagna in there when it blew up. OkaAAGH! Gh- (Wayne sighs) You're really worried about that, You're really worried about that. People are dying. And you're worried about company property. Yeah, the soda was great. Enjoy the soda. enjoy the fucking soda. It must have been a dud- You weren't very concerned about the last one that you saw. I killed- Yes, yes I did! The people in the elevator! Let me- (Wayne bursts out laughing) Okay, come on. Hello! How ya doin? Are you hanging in there? What was that noise? Is it in there? Oh my god, it's in there! Oh my god, right up here.
That's my baby. I have a son. That's Joshua (Wayne chuckles) Okay, well now, now we're good now, we're jammed in- PLEASE. Dr. Coomer! So you have my passport now, right? (lip smack) So you- we can leave that in the past? Man we… So we're all headed to the surface. Listen up, my name is Gordon Freeman. I'm gonna get us all out of here. Okay? Okay? Does anyone know anything? (The sound of an armed grenade starts) (Scientist: My god, what are you doing?!")
(The sound of an armed grenade starts) (Scientist: My god, what are you doing?!")
WHAT THE- (Scientist: My god, what are you doing?!") (Scientist: DARGH!)
AAUGH! OH MY GOD! Who fuck did that?! Who the fuck- who's in the fucking bath- get out! Go! Go! Are you okay man? Dude he's just oh, he's bleeding out guys.
No don't throw soda at him! That's not going to help him, he needs medical attention! I'm doing it man. I'm kicking them. You're- you have the wrong game. I don't know what you're talking about. Give him a pop, I don't know what- OH! My god you were an inch away from death! You just, oh my god hold on. Check, check- HELLO DOCTOR C- (Under wayne's voice) Oh my god, guys. Do you think this can support me? Oh, shit! (Scientist: Stay back!)
Oh, shit! (Scientist: Stay back!) (Scientist: GORDON!) (Scientist: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh) How deep is that hole? (Laughing) I don't, I don't think that's what Black Mesa's doing man. I don't think that's our goal here. Hey Ssssssaugh… So we gotta go through the offices, the back way you said, Coomer? Dr. Coomer? You're- Oh, oh! Okay okay, alright! Can we not break- I guess we shouldn't break it now. WHAT ARE THESE?! YOU STILL GOT ANY- YOU GOT ANY BULLETS?! YOU GOT- OUGH! Hold on I should have a pistol! My god, oh my god! What is that? What is that?! What is that?! Please stop using that! Please stop- you called it a passport?! Don't shoot that again! Get out of- get out of the way! You're in my, You are in my in line of sight.
Do not see- I'm not gonna shoot you! I really should just… I'm shooting at the- You- I came in here on my own. You did not let me in here. I'm shooting at the fucking, ball men- I don't know what to call these! Peeper puppies is- sure. Sure. Sure thing Mr. C- (Wayne chuckles) (Scientist: HUAAGH!) For this kind of thing, we need a group vote! Group vote! (Scientist: No!)
For this kind of thing, we need a group vote! Group vote! For this kind of thing, we need a group vote! Group vote! (Scientist: DARGH!)
For this kind of thing, we need a group vote! Group vote! For this kind of thing, we need a group vote! Group vote! All in favor, say "I." Okay, okay.
Alright, so clearly morality is out the window. Oh Jesus Christ. You really just shot that guy in the face. Check and see if he's okay, check and… (Whispering) Are we good here? Are we good with this? I don't think so. I think it's bad that he died. I think when I, when when I was pledging to vote, I was gonna subdue him! I didn't say kill. I never said kill. Let the, let the word be on record. Let the word be on record. ME TOO MAN! Oh hey, you made a friend. I think you should uh, run so that I can kill that thing that's trying to get on your head. I'm afraid of you I'm gonna admit that.
I don't know, what's your name? Can you speak? Are you okay? (Scientist: You- lead the way.) Okay. We lead the way- no! No! No! Do not kill anyone else! enough people have- (Scientist: STAHP!)
Do not kill anyone else! enough people have- (Scientist: HUAAGH!) (Scientist: NO!) He wants to die? (Scientist: ARGH!)
He wants to die? Are you good to walk? (Scientist: Why just look at those peculiar markings.) (Scientist: STAHP!) (Scientist: NO!) (Scientist: NO! NO!) Oh my god guys… I just want to- I want to sit down and close my eyes and wake up from this bad dream. (Benrey is singing a wiggly note)
I just want to- I want to sit down and close my eyes and wake up from this bad dream. (Benrey is singing a wiggly note)
What do you mean I could have helped him? (Benrey is singing a wiggly note) (Benrey is singing a wiggly note)
What are you doing to him?! What is that? Why? Why? I..
Am tripping… balls! I- What is that? What is that? Back up, back up! I'm gonna through one of these grenades! OH WHAT IS THAT?! Frag out! Frag out! FRAG OUT! FRAG OUT! Do not touch the grenade! Ugh! OH! OH MY GOD BACK UP! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THROW THESE THINGS! They stick to your hands at the least opportune moment! GET OFF OF THE BARREL! Jesus! I'm trying to help you man I'm- I AM NOT SHOOTING AT YOU! I'm shooting at the- (Wayne exhales) You want to come with? Everybody else has died except for us and these three.
And I don't know if that other guy is- where did he go? Where did he go? NO! No- why?! Please move out of the- Gh- you guys keep running into the fucking line of fire! (Wayne laughs) (Wayne inhales) "BBBBBBBBBB" (Wayne laughs) Barney can we use that ball thing? Can you shoot the- can you- You have a- I know you have a gun. I know you have a gun! I know you have a gun, do not fucking lie to me. I know you're just CHILLIN'! (Panting) We need to take a break. We need to take a break. We need to- (Wayne sighs) (Sobbing) Hello Dr… (Wayne laughs) (Wayne inhales) Fetal position… Fe- (Wayne starts laughing again) (Benrey singings an ascending note) (Wayne inhales)
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