[laughing] Shut up! We're not saying anything. – What?
– Uh, Joey cried last night. Thank you. We were playing poker, right… There was chocolate
on the three. It looked like
an eight, alright? Oh, you should have seen him.. "Read 'em and weep." And then he did. Well, now, how come you guys
have never played poker with us? Yeah, what is that? Like,
some kind of guy thing? Like, some kind of
sexist guy thing? Like, it's poker,
so only guys can play. No. Women are welcome to play.
Oh, okay. So then what is it? Some kind of, you know.. …like, some kind of,
you know, like.. Alright, what is it? There just don't happen
to be any women in our game. Yeah, we just don't happen
to know any women that know how to play poker. – Oh.
– Oh please, that is such a
lame excuse! I mean, it-it's
a typical guy response. Excuse me, do any of you
know how to play? (in unison)
No. But, you could
teach us. (in unison)
No. Okay, so now
we draw cards. So, I wouldn't
need any, right? 'Cause I have a straight! – Oh! Good for you!
– Congratulations! Okay, Pheebs,
how many do you want? Okay. I just need two. The, uh, ten of spades
and the six of clubs.
No, Pheebs,
you can't do– Oh, wait, I have the ten of
spades. Here, you want it? No, no. Uh, no, see,
you-you can't do that. Oh, no, no, no,
that's okay. I don't need them.
I'm going for fours. Oh, you're.. Alright, here we go. We got salmon roulettes
and assorted crudites. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Monica,
what are you doin'? This is a poker game,
you can't serve food with more than
one syllable. It's gotta be like
chips, or dip, or pretz. Okay, so at this point,
the dealer– Alright, you know, we got it.
Let's play for real, alright? – High stakes, big bucks.
– Alright, now, you sure? Pheebe just threw
away two jacks because they didn't
look happy. But, I'm ready,
so just deal. Okay. Alright, last-minute
lesson, last-minute lesson. Joey, three.. …eight. Eight, three.
Alright. Very good. Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! I see.
